• Friend: *crying* My boyfriend broke up with me. What do I do?!
  • Me: Fuck you! My team got knocked out of the playoffs. You don't even know all the feelings I'm feeling! *sobbing*

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Hockey is a lot of sports smushed together

  • Football: Tackles=checks
  • Soccer: kicking the puck off the skate
  • Baseball: Organ music and goalie glove saves
  • Figure skating: skating
  • Golf: slap shots
  • Boxing: fights
  • Basketball: Dekes and fakes
  • Lacrosse: net size(similar)

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“Nunavut? Sick.”
“Les say it’s haf a point. Haf a point for me.”

“Nunavut? Sick.”

“Les say it’s haf a point. Haf a point for me.”

(Source: katelynmoved)

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timetakeseverything:

But really Hockey players in suits is probably one of my favorite sights ever

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Alex Burrows and Mason Raymond grabbed more than two shoping carts of groceries off the shelf in a two-minute shopping spree at Thrifty Foods in South Surrey November 17, 2011. All the items were donated to the South Surrey / White Rock Food bank. (x)

(Source: narkusmaslund)

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drayk:

jikukan:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

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(Source: kusakaryuuji)

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  • Refs: BLOOD? Blood outside the body? SILLINESS. THAT IS NOT BLOOD FOOLISH MORTALS. BLOOD INSIDE BODY. STICK DO NOT CAUSE BLOOD OUTSIDE BODY. THAT IS LIE.

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nayasswagg:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

BWAHAHAHAHA

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